A: A majority of the trash I find is years, if not decades, old. I have found the 2 liter soda bottles with metal caps to prove it! Based on my efforts, the amount of old stuff is slowly diminishing. However, I am finding more fresh trash each day. I can't say for certain, but I feel like it has something to do with the crowds of people currently flooding the shorelines on nice days.
A: Just a bunch of trash. (This either earns me a blank stare or appreciative gratitude)
(I stopped trying to guess… but there really is only one simple answer, people.)
A: I’ve only fallen in once since starting SUP Garbage Man. My fin hit something as I was paddling away from shore. It stopped the board and I kept going, right off the side. Thankfully it was summer and the water was only waist deep. I usually reduce my chances of falling in by going where there is minimal boat traffic and the water is calm. It’s not that I don’t want to get wet, it’s more about not wanting to dump all of the trash back into the water.
A: UPDATE as of May 26, 2020.... A vial of blood. Yes, that's right. A vial used by a phlebotomist when drawing your blood. And yes, the vial DID have blood in it. There were no identifying markings.
Before finding the vial of blood, which was...well, vile, I was most surprised by the amount (and quantities) of large items I find. For example, I was stunned to find a car seat when I first began SUP Garbage Man...but I was more surprised by the second one. The same goes for construction barrels (5 of them), traffic cones (2 of them), rain barrels (7 of them), river-floating tubes (2 of them), wheelbarrows (3 of them), toilet parts (seat and 2 of the floating mechanisms from the tank), trash cans (7 of them), backpacks (4 of them), hard hats (2 of them), tangled up plastic fencing (2 of them) ,and life jackets (5 of them). I did, however, only find one commercial mop bucket so far.
Other “strange” items include: old fire extinguishers (3 of them), a skull from a Halloween skeleton (2 of them), plastic and wooden adirondack chairs (countless), countless large pieces of plastic lawn chairs, a seven-foot styrofoam log, a shopping cart, a small kids’ slide, and much more. It is baffling how some of these things end up in the river.
A: No, not exactly. I usually end up on the shore up or down river from my launch point. A typical paddling and picking session goes as follows: I start by paddling up to 2 miles and scan the shoreline for visible collection points. Depending on a host of factors (wind, weather, tides, the time I have available, etc.), I’ll make a real time decision on where to pull up on shore. I focus my efforts on pieces of shoreline that are not easily accessed via land. I’ll clean for about 30-40 minutes (maybe longer depending on what I’m finding and if I have time). Once my crates are full, I’ll begin paddling back to my launch point.
The way I look at it is that the water and tides brought the trash to the shore...and will take it away again. However, there are days where I have filled the board with only items I’ve pulled out of the water. On those days there is so much trash floating along with an incoming or outgoing tide that I never go to the shore.
I typically bring everything home and do a rudimentary sort as I unload the truck. I separate out clean items that can be recycled, items I can re-purpose, and chemicals like starter fluid, motor oil, spray paint, insect spray, etc. I’ll bring the recyclables to community drop off points and set aside the chemicals until I have enough to make a run to the appropriate facilities. Anything that can be re-purposed sits in our carport until needed. The rest ends up going in the trash. Since most of what I find can be considered residential waste, I just fill up our county trash can for weekly pick up. Some of my neighbors have even let me add to their county cans when I have too much for ours.
A: I first started SUP Garbage Man in May 2019 after I found a to-go container floating in the middle of the river. I picked it up and put it on my board like many items I’ve found before. And then, as I was paddling in, I came across a floating collection of trash...I grabbed what I knew would stay on my board, but knew something had to be done. The next day, determined to grab more than a couple items, I brought a milk crate and trash grabber stick. It wasn’t long before I filled the milk crate with trash. The next morning, I brought two milk crates...and filled them both up....and then something clicked. I knew I needed to document this somehow to raise awareness. And that is when SUP Garbage Man was born. I wanted to show the world what is in our waterways in hopes that maybe I might inspire one other person to pick up trash, or reconsider using a straw, or recycle more, etc.
A: Simple, if you are out on the water and you see a piece of trash, grab it, throw it on your board, and put it in the trash or recycling when you get back to shore. Maybe grab that water bottle or plastic bag rolling across the parking lot at the store and drop it in the can at the door. That’s it, it's that easy. Every piece counts and could save an animal’s life. If we all grab enough pieces wherever we are, then we can start to really make an impact.
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